Most Memorable Customer of the Taiwan Exhibit

It was definitely the woman who walked up to our booth, looked at our wines for tasting and asked...

MMCTE: *points at red wine* "Is this fruit wine?"
Me: *diplomatically* "It's made from grapes."
MMCTE: "Oh, good. I don't like fruit wine."
Me: *thinks* >Aren't grapes fruit? Fruitcake.<