Is Nothing Sacred?

Today I just found the little piece of paper I wrote this particular MMCD on...

April 28

*MMCD enters store with friends, they all browse around, check prices, etc etc.*
MMCD: "Meron silang Absolut! Sarap, Absolut Mandrin at Sprite!" (They have Absolut! [It's] delicious, Absolut Mandrin with Sprite!)

Geez...why don't you heathens just drink Mirinda and leave the real drinks alone?

And they didn't buy the Absolut either. Jerks.