Friday, October 21, 2005

Phone calls from beyond

Today's most surreal phone call was from a lady who wanted raisins. Now, I know raisins are a natural byproduct of grapes and so is wine, but we are a wine store, not a grape and grape byproducts store. Sheesh.

Upon relating this to Ynee, I found out that this lady also called yesterday, also asking for raisins. What, she didn't believe us the first time?

4 Comments:

At 2:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excellent opportunity for a side business for you. Next time she comes in, tell her to come see you behind the store, after hours, and you'll sell her a bag of raisins. Go buy some raisins cheap and sell them for double (tell her they were imported from somewhere exotic).

 
At 11:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wonder if he is named Jack because he likes to jack up the prices? Curious...

 
At 4:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, and of course I forgot to say "There are none so deaf as those who cannot hear."

 
At 4:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This should have been entitled "Raisin Hell"... grin.

 

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