Customers of the Day
And...the MMCD award goes to...
Customer 1: "Meron ba kayong red wine?" (Do you have any red wine?)
Ynee: "Doon po, lahat yan, red wine." (Over there, that's all red wine.)
Customer 1: *picking up a bottle of white wine* "Red wine ba 'to?" (Is this red wine?)
Ynee: "..."
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Customer 2: "Meron ba kayong red wine?"
Nunkie: "Marami~" (A lot~)
Customer 2: "Yung Hennessy?" (Hennessy, for the uninformed, is cognac.)
Me: *thinking* >Did I just hear that right?<
Customer 1: "Meron ba kayong red wine?" (Do you have any red wine?)
Ynee: "Doon po, lahat yan, red wine." (Over there, that's all red wine.)
Customer 1: *picking up a bottle of white wine* "Red wine ba 'to?" (Is this red wine?)
Ynee: "..."
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Customer 2: "Meron ba kayong red wine?"
Nunkie: "Marami~" (A lot~)
Customer 2: "Yung Hennessy?" (Hennessy, for the uninformed, is cognac.)
Me: *thinking* >Did I just hear that right?<
2 Comments:
I love Mom's take on this situation:
Customer : Red wine that's white?
Cleod : (enthusiastically) Ah, yung combinacion! (Ah, the combination one!)... (immediate deadpan follows)... wala. (Don't have any.)
There are none so blind...
... as those who simply cannot see.
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