Saturday, October 15, 2005

Customers of the Day

And...the MMCD award goes to...

Customer 1: "Meron ba kayong red wine?" (Do you have any red wine?)
Ynee: "Doon po, lahat yan, red wine." (Over there, that's all red wine.)
Customer 1: *picking up a bottle of white wine* "Red wine ba 'to?" (Is this red wine?)
Ynee: "..."

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Customer 2: "Meron ba kayong red wine?"
Nunkie: "Marami~" (A lot~)
Customer 2: "Yung Hennessy?" (Hennessy, for the uninformed, is cognac.)
Me: *thinking* >Did I just hear that right?<

2 Comments:

At 12:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love Mom's take on this situation:

Customer : Red wine that's white?
Cleod : (enthusiastically) Ah, yung combinacion! (Ah, the combination one!)... (immediate deadpan follows)... wala. (Don't have any.)

 
At 12:46 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are none so blind...

... as those who simply cannot see.

 

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